A lot of questions have been bugging me lately, so I just need to ask.
1) Why do people keep running over something a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
2) Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's fa lling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
3) In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
4) Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
5) If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
I just need to know.
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the hilarious thing John is that their all completely true, Haha.
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